Definitions by nitz

man-crab 

Mythical Part man, part-crab...possibly a man with crabs...scratches alot in private areas, obsessed with Chachi, acting like it's cracked-out, and makes a noise "geeee."

See also: James Smith (legend of the Man-Crab)

Man Crab: "Hey Sexy Dave...GEeeeeee." "I'm the best Wal-Mart unloader there ever was, boi!"

Dave: AHHHHHH! Man-Crab! Call Batman!

man-crab by nitz June 17, 2008

geeee 

A sound pronouced 'Guh-EEEE" while doing physical activity.
It is a loud deep sound used to scare kids and small animals. Believed to be the sound made by the mythical man-crab,

Sneaking up behind dog: " GEeee!!!! Geeee, Boi!"

Dog: "YELP!!!"

geeee by nitz June 16, 2008

Skeeter 

A drunk in a bar that "don't take kindly" to anything.

Skeeter: Hey! Eight-year old! We don't take kindly to your types in here!
Barkeep: Now, calm down, Skeeter. They ain't hurtin' nobody.
Skeeter: NO! approaches Stan I wanna know som'in' from Mr. I'm Eight Years Old here! How come you types are always wearin' them funny padded shirts in the winter?!
Stan: …Coats?
Barkeep: Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble.
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan We don't take kindly to your types around here!
Stan: Dude, what the hell is going in?!
Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here, or not?
Skeeter: pounds the counter We don't take kindly to panda bears!
Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you!
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan Well, we don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.

Skeeter by nitz April 14, 2006

reek reek

Common sound made in horror movies, such as the famous shower-knife scene. Creepy. When someone around here is freaked out by something they refer to it as a "reek reek"

That girl is a stalker or something straight from a horror movie. She is totally reek reek. Stay away from her, dude.

reek reek by nitz January 18, 2006

Frazzle Snazzle 

According to Bill Cosby, or his celebrity jeopardy counter part Frazzle Snazzle is the square root of Firsnazzle Difornazzle. If you're ever ask to bet on this, you should wager: Bleeble Blabble

Trebeck: And you wrote: Frazzle Snazzle.....

Frazzle Snazzle by nitz September 27, 2005

vaginamins 

Vitamins and minerals essential to the daily diet that can be obtained by consumption of female genitalia.

Dude 1: Did you eat her out this moring?
Dude 2: Heck yes I did! I can't start my day with out my dose of vaginamins!

vaginamins by Nitz April 26, 2005

ballet 

According to one Homer Simpson, a form of entertainment in which a bear wears a fez and drives a small car. (complete with big top music.)

"Do-do-do-do, da-da-do-do-do-do, Da duh da duh, da duh da duh"

ballet by nitz April 25, 2005