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Rolfmayo is a derivation of the Internet slang roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass/arse off). It basically means the same thing, but features far more Rolf and Mayo.

Particularly popular in England, rolfmayo is an indirect reference to both the celebrated Australian painter and entertainer, Rolf Harris, and the equally enchorial salad dressing, mayonnaise.

I just saw an old lady fall over! ROLFMAYO

rolfmayo by rymix October 28, 2008

Words you can keep

rolfmaogfaapmp

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off gasping for air and peeing my pants

She just fell off the buiding?! rolfmaogfaapmp!!

rolfmaogfaapmp by Nicole Mittelstadt August 6, 2007

Related Words

rolfmayo • roflmayo • roflmayonaise • roflmayonaisse • Roflmayonnaise • Rolfmaloflmao • rolfmao • rolfmaogfaapmp

roflmayonaise

ROFLMAYONAISE is a combination of ROFL and LMAO and MAYONAISE ROF-LMA-YONAISE. Mainly used on forums and mIRC.

Noob: we0re iz mai ethernet port live?
h4x0r: omg roflmayonaise, what a novice.

roflmayonaise by Corey Elmer January 6, 2005

roflmayonaisse

A jar of mayonaisse that makes people roll on the floor and laugh there *** off. term used on internet forums.

OH YA!

put on sandwich for instant laughs.

person 1: PWNED NUB!
person 2: NoOOooo
person 1: ROFLMAYONAISSED'D!

roflmayonaisse by Schwang September 9, 2004

Roflmayo

When someone jizzes in a jar of mayonnaise, Mixes it up and puts it back in the fridge.

Bob: Oh god...WTF is wrong with this mayonnaise

Joe: I forgot to tell you i made some roflmayo this morning

Bob: *barfs*

Roflmayo by OneSound September 13, 2009

rolfmao

Rolling on the Laughing Floor My Ass Off.

Kenny: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Johnny: Why?
Kenny: To get to the other side!
Johnny: OMG ROLFMAO LOL

rolfmao by Jack0307 July 22, 2008

roflmayo

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

ha ha ha roflmayo

roflmayo by IzLisa November 9, 2003

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026