rolfmayo 

Rolfmayo is a derivation of the Internet slang roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass/arse off). It basically means the same thing, but features far more Rolf and Mayo.

Particularly popular in England, rolfmayo is an indirect reference to both the celebrated Australian painter and entertainer, Rolf Harris, and the equally enchorial salad dressing, mayonnaise.

I just saw an old lady fall over! ROLFMAYO

rolfmayo by rymix October 28, 2008

rolfmaogfaapmp 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off gasping for air and peeing my pants

She just fell off the buiding?! rolfmaogfaapmp!!

rolfmaogfaapmp by Nicole Mittelstadt August 6, 2007

roflmayonaise 

ROFLMAYONAISE is a combination of ROFL and LMAO and MAYONAISE ROF-LMA-YONAISE. Mainly used on forums and mIRC.

Noob: we0re iz mai ethernet port live?
h4x0r: omg roflmayonaise, what a novice.

roflmayonaise by Corey Elmer January 6, 2005

roflmayonaisse 

A jar of mayonaisse that makes people roll on the floor and laugh there *** off. term used on internet forums.

OH YA!

put on sandwich for instant laughs.

person 1: PWNED NUB!
person 2: NoOOooo
person 1: ROFLMAYONAISSED'D!

roflmayonaisse by Schwang September 9, 2004

Roflmayo 

When someone jizzes in a jar of mayonnaise, Mixes it up and puts it back in the fridge.

Bob: Oh god...WTF is wrong with this mayonnaise

Joe: I forgot to tell you i made some roflmayo this morning

Bob: *barfs*

Roflmayo by OneSound September 13, 2009

rolfmao 

Rolling on the Laughing Floor My Ass Off.

Kenny: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Johnny: Why?
Kenny: To get to the other side!
Johnny: OMG ROLFMAO LOL

rolfmao by Jack0307 July 22, 2008

roflmayo 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

ha ha ha roflmayo

roflmayo by IzLisa November 9, 2003