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Rolling on the Laughing Floor My Ass Off.

Kenny: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Johnny: Why?
Kenny: To get to the other side!
Johnny: OMG ROLFMAO LOL

rolfmao by Jack0307 July 22, 2008

Words you can keep

roflmaosh

A very recent way of expressing your level of laughter online. With a stronger meaning than "ROLFMAO" which stands for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off", ROFLMAOSH pronounced "ruffle-may-osh" stands for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard"

MSN Dude #1: Dude check this video out! It's about a guy getting kicked in the balls.

MSN Dude #2: ROFLMAOSH

roflmaosh by Gyuri February 16, 2008

Related Words

rolfmao • rolfmaogfaapmp • ROFLMAO • ROFLMAOOL • ROFLMAOPIMP • ROFLMAOAY • roflmaobama • roflmaocopter • roflmaopimpwtime • ROFLMAORRHSIHINK

roflmao zedong

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.

- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!

roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out the door and down the street and into the path of an oncoming truck

Mr. X: *Tells an extremely funny joke*
Mr. Y: ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT
Mr. Y: *gets killed by a truck*

ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT by Nepenthe The Great November 9, 2006

roflmaoshtmsfoaidmt

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, so hard that my sombero fell of and i dropped my taco!

roflmaoshtmsfoaidmt! that was soooo funny!

roflmaoshtmsfoaidmt by roflmaoshtmsfoaidmt-haha November 19, 2010

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.

Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN by SassyPirate July 22, 2008

ROFLMAO

This Awsome Accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off

"Rob: Im Cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: ROFLAMAO"
"Rob: Aww..."

ROFLMAO by Michael T March 22, 2003

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026