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Roflmayo
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When
someone
jizzes in a jar of
mayonnaise
, Mixes it up and puts it back
in the fridge
.
Bob: Oh god...WTF is wrong with this
mayonnaise
Joe:
I forgot
to tell you i made some roflmayo
this morning
Bob: *barfs*
Roflmayo
by
OneSound
September 13, 2009
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