roflmayonaise

ROFLMAYONAISE is a combination of ROFL and LMAO and MAYONAISE ROF-LMA-YONAISE. Mainly used on forums and mIRC.

Noob: we0re iz mai ethernet port live?
h4x0r: omg roflmayonaise, what a novice.

by Corey Elmer January 6, 2005

roflnmayonause

A type of condiment that brings you lol's and tastes good on a hot dog.

Andrew: i would like some Roflnmayonause with my uber hot dog
Conner: im not a salesman... idiot
Andrew: Soi soi soi you sell your dick to others
Landon: Eww.. conner your a sick freak
Conner: Sigh i hate mai life ooo wanna suck mai dick?
Andrew: he does (points to landon)
conner: LANDON OPEN WIDE
Landon: k

by lolrus abuser May 19, 2008

roflmaonaise

roflmaonaise is a variation or roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass off). The naise at the end makes it appear that the person has written mayonaise, which is completely random. This is usually used to steal crowds of laughing people from a comedic person in a chat. This is can also be a gamble, because if the typer of said new joke does not work, he is shunned and booed and wtf-ed.

larrycabledude:. . .and that went down faster than a bottole of vodka at couryney love's house.
chatter1:lol
chatter2:lol
chatter3:lol
XxjokestealerxX:roflmaonaise!
chatter1: wtf???
chatter1:rofl
chatter2:rofl
chatter3:rofl

by Slatte September 17, 2006

roflmayonaisse

A jar of mayonaisse that makes people roll on the floor and laugh there *** off. term used on internet forums.

OH YA!

put on sandwich for instant laughs.

person 1: PWNED NUB!
person 2: NoOOooo
person 1: ROFLMAYONAISSED'D!

by Schwang September 9, 2004

Roflmayonnaise

Equivalent of Roflmao (Roll on floor laughing my ass off) but with mayonnaise added to express you jizzed in your pants at the same time

LOL, dude wtf r u doing roflmayonnaise

by Tha_Robdog June 29, 2009