A type of condiment that brings you lol's and tastes good on a hot dog.
Andrew: i would like some Roflnmayonause with my uber hot dog Conner: im not a salesman... idiot
Andrew: Soi soi soi you sell your dick to others
Landon: Eww.. conner your a sick freak
Conner: Sigh i hate mai life ooo wanna suck mai dick?
Andrew: he does (points to landon)
conner: LANDON OPEN WIDE
Landon: k
roflmaonaise is a variation or roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass off). The naise at the end makes it appear that the person has written mayonaise, which is completely random. This is usually used to steal crowds of laughing people from a comedic person in a chat. This is can also be a gamble, because if the typer of said new joke does not work, he is shunned and booed and wtf-ed.
larrycabledude:. . .and that went down faster than a bottole of vodka at couryney love's house.
chatter1:lol
chatter2:lol
chatter3:lol
XxjokestealerxX:roflmaonaise!
chatter1: wtf???
chatter1:rofl
chatter2:rofl
chatter3:rofl
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."