roftas
roftas by The 100% official cleavland steamer August 25, 2007
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roftas • ROFLASTC • Rofltastic • Robtastic • rofasapmpl • ROFBAS • rofhas • roflasc • roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem • roflash
rofhas
Abbrev. for rolling on the floor having a seizure.
Used when someone tries to be funny, but you think it's stupid. Most people see the "rof" and assume you're rolling on the floor laughing.
Variant of rofl
Used when someone tries to be funny, but you think it's stupid. Most people see the "rof" and assume you're rolling on the floor laughing.
Variant of rofl
retard friend: "Dude, I just totally killed my neighbors dog!! lmao"
you: "rofhas."
RF: (thinking) "wow, he said rof so he must be laughing!"
you: "rofhas."
RF: (thinking) "wow, he said rof so he must be laughing!"
rofhas by 1337-M@573R February 3, 2008
ROFLASTC
Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!!
Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?
Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy
Guy 1: ROFLASTC
Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?
Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy
Guy 1: ROFLASTC
ROFLASTC by Craig Mc Seveney September 4, 2006
roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem
rolling on floor laughing and soiling clean jump suits mocking evil pandas and modeling diapers inside caves for santas daughter on erie mornings
roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem by segjnoi December 1, 2006
Rofltastic
Something that is pleasing in a greatly amusing manner. Derives from the word fantastic, meaning fantasy-like, only to exist in dreams or the imagination, and the accronym ROFL, which stands for Rolling On the Floor Laughing.
person 1: Say, Pete, did you see that there's a banana hammock sale going on at the Salvation Army?
person 2: Rofltastic!
person 1: That n00b Olly went out with a transvestite he met online!
person 2: Rofltastic!
person 2: Rofltastic!
person 1: That n00b Olly went out with a transvestite he met online!
person 2: Rofltastic!
Rofltastic by Jackford December 12, 2008
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