Roftus is a sport created by celebrity footballer Ruben Loftus-Cheek. It is a combination of all sports, and is a sport that involves an unlimited degree of variations when playing. The cultures and experiences of the athletes who play will shape the way the game is played.
Dude 1: Hey man, wanna play some roftus?
Dude 2: Yes sure, which type are we playing?
Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.
"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."
Something that is pleasing in a greatly amusing manner. Derives from the word fantastic, meaning fantasy-like, only to exist in dreams or the imagination, and the accronym ROFL, which stands for Rolling On the Floor Laughing.
person 1: Say, Pete, did you see that there's a banana hammock sale going on at the Salvation Army?
person 2: Rofltastic!
person 1: That n00b Olly went out with a transvestite he met online!
person 2: Rofltastic!