roftas

Rolling on floor taking a shit

"What he said was so funny I fell off the bowl and was roftas"

by The 100% official cleavland steamer August 25, 2007

Roftus

Roftus is a sport created by celebrity footballer Ruben Loftus-Cheek. It is a combination of all sports, and is a sport that involves an unlimited degree of variations when playing. The cultures and experiences of the athletes who play will shape the way the game is played.

Dude 1: Hey man, wanna play some roftus?
Dude 2: Yes sure, which type are we playing?

by shrimp2 November 19, 2020

rofhas

Abbrev. for rolling on the floor having a seizure.

Used when someone tries to be funny, but you think it's stupid. Most people see the "rof" and assume you're rolling on the floor laughing.

Variant of rofl

retard friend: "Dude, I just totally killed my neighbors dog!! lmao"
you: "rofhas."
RF: (thinking) "wow, he said rof so he must be laughing!"

by 1337-M@573R February 3, 2008

ROFLASTC

Rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat.

Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!!

Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?

Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy

Guy 1: ROFLASTC

by Craig Mc Seveney September 4, 2006

roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem

rolling on floor laughing and soiling clean jump suits mocking evil pandas and modeling diapers inside caves for santas daughter on erie mornings

me- ur a dipfuck
urmom-roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem
u- :

by segjnoi December 1, 2006

roflasm

Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

by Rogaru March 8, 2014

Rofltastic

Something that is pleasing in a greatly amusing manner. Derives from the word fantastic, meaning fantasy-like, only to exist in dreams or the imagination, and the accronym ROFL, which stands for Rolling On the Floor Laughing.

person 1: Say, Pete, did you see that there's a banana hammock sale going on at the Salvation Army?
person 2: Rofltastic!

person 1: That n00b Olly went out with a transvestite he met online!
person 2: Rofltastic!

by Jackford December 12, 2008