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Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

roflasm by Rogaru March 8, 2014

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ROFLWSMOJAOP

rolling on the floor laughing while spilling my orange juice all over the place.

ROFLWSMOJAOP!!

ROFLWSMOJAOP by ROFLWSMOJAOP January 3, 2010

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roflasm • roflgasm • ROFLASTC • ROFLAPMP • Roblasm • Roflaasm • rofladmt • Roflam • ROFLAMAO • ROFLAME

roflamingo

The hip version to say ROFL.

User1: I want to sniff Eva Mendez. User2: roflamingo

roflamingo by davieringo October 28, 2007

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ROFLAMAO

you moron you mispelled ROFLMAO.

ROFLAMAO by Anonymous February 18, 2003

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Roflgasm

A 'Roflgasm' is when you continue rofling so hard that you reach a very high point of tension in the rofl. Also known as the Rofl climax.

Peter: "<Insert funny sentence>"

*Joan has a roflgasm*

Joan:"ROFLGASM that was so funny"

Roflgasm by Nuroic April 8, 2009

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ROFLASTC

Rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat.

Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!!

Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?

Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy

Guy 1: ROFLASTC

ROFLASTC by Craig Mc Seveney September 4, 2006

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ROFLgasm

When you roll on the floor laughing so hard that you orgasm.

Genkai Passes on Robes of Arugal.
Blazie Rolls a 98 on Robes of Arugal.
Strength Passes on Robes of Arugal.
Fujiko Rolls a 100 on Robes of Arugal.
Party<Blazie>: WTF YOU FUCKIN NINJA ROLLIN BITCH ASS SKANK
Party<Fujiko>: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Party<Genkai>: ROFLgasm!

ROFLgasm by JJL(Jemini) August 15, 2005

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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