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Abbrev. for rolling on the floor having a seizure.

Used when someone tries to be funny, but you think it's stupid. Most people see the "rof" and assume you're rolling on the floor laughing.

Variant of rofl
retard friend: "Dude, I just totally killed my neighbors dog!! lmao"
you: "rofhas."
RF: (thinking) "wow, he said rof so he must be laughing!"
rofhas by 1337-M@573R February 3, 2008

ROFLASTC 

Rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat.
Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!!

Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?

Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy

Guy 1: ROFLASTC
ROFLASTC by Craig Mc Seveney September 4, 2006

roflbashers 

The hilarity of the ensuing permastun pwnage upon obtaining two sets of Cranium Bashers on heroes such as Troll Warlord and Mortred in the online game DotA.
Player 1: FFS dude, you just wiped out our whole team!
Player 2: roflbashers!
roflbashers by theguvnr March 30, 2009

roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem 

rolling on floor laughing and soiling clean jump suits mocking evil pandas and modeling diapers inside caves for santas daughter on erie mornings
me- ur a dipfuck
urmom-roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem
u- :
roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem by segjnoi December 1, 2006
Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.
"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."
roflasm by Rogaru March 8, 2014