rofhas 

Abbrev. for rolling on the floor having a seizure.

Used when someone tries to be funny, but you think it's stupid. Most people see the "rof" and assume you're rolling on the floor laughing.

Variant of rofl

retard friend: "Dude, I just totally killed my neighbors dog!! lmao"
you: "rofhas."
RF: (thinking) "wow, he said rof so he must be laughing!"

rofhas by 1337-M@573R February 3, 2008

roftas 

Rolling on floor taking a shit

"What he said was so funny I fell off the bowl and was roftas"

roftas by The 100% official cleavland steamer August 25, 2007

ROFLASTC 

Rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat.

Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!!

Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?

Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy

Guy 1: ROFLASTC

ROFLASTC by Craig Mc Seveney September 4, 2006

roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem 

rolling on floor laughing and soiling clean jump suits mocking evil pandas and modeling diapers inside caves for santas daughter on erie mornings

me- ur a dipfuck
urmom-roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem
u- :[

roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem by segjnoi December 1, 2006

ROFHS 

Rolling On the Floor Having Sex!

Random Guy: "Dude, I wish we were ROFHS!"

Random Girl: "LOL- YOU WISH!"

ROFHS by Erika Elise October 24, 2007

roflasm 

Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

roflasm by Rogaru March 8, 2014

roflash

extended rofl (rolls on the floor). If something is seriously funny: rolls on the floor and shits him/herserlf

"George bush is a particular competent president"
ROFLASH

roflash by bertybasset July 26, 2006