rofhas

Abbrev. for rolling on the floor having a seizure.

Used when someone tries to be funny, but you think it's stupid. Most people see the "rof" and assume you're rolling on the floor laughing.

Variant of rofl

retard friend: "Dude, I just totally killed my neighbors dog!! lmao"
you: "rofhas."
RF: (thinking) "wow, he said rof so he must be laughing!"

by 1337-M@573R February 3, 2008

roftas

Rolling on floor taking a shit

"What he said was so funny I fell off the bowl and was roftas"

by The 100% official cleavland steamer August 25, 2007

ROFLASTC

Rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat.

Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!!

Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?

Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy

Guy 1: ROFLASTC

by Craig Mc Seveney September 4, 2006

roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem

rolling on floor laughing and soiling clean jump suits mocking evil pandas and modeling diapers inside caves for santas daughter on erie mornings

me- ur a dipfuck
urmom-roflascjsmepamdicfsdoem
u- :

by segjnoi December 1, 2006

ROFHS

Rolling On the Floor Having Sex!

Random Guy: "Dude, I wish we were ROFHS!"

Random Girl: "LOL- YOU WISH!"

by Erika Elise October 24, 2007

roflasm

Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

by Rogaru March 8, 2014

roflash

extended rofl (rolls on the floor). If something is seriously funny: rolls on the floor and shits him/herserlf

"George bush is a particular competent president"
ROFLASH

by bertybasset July 26, 2006