roflobster

a lobster that rolls on the floor laughing - best used to a k. nest to it.

Person 1: Look at that guy over there!
Person 2: k.
Person 3: k.ROFLOBSTER

by roffles December 17, 2004

roflmonster

the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with

i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason

by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008

Rofllobster

A Rofling Lobster, or a Lobster made out of Rofl's, or an extremely skilled player, or a term to use when something funny is said.

Invented by a great FPSer that was sick of being called a hacker, he invented it for all great players alike

1.John:Hear about the the tree on the news today
Paul:Rofllobster

2.Jake:ROFL!
Bob:ROFLLOBSTER!

by Razor_Raz September 22, 2008

redlobsterous

Greek. Derived from preposterous meaning ridiculous or incredulous.

That booty could federa man from three feet away, then it did, it was redlobsterous.
A close-up of Janet Jackson's nipple hit the online so fast, it was redlobsterous.
Coach preceeded to tell the boys to leave the gym, but his voice was so muffled, that it was redlobsterous.
One time someone fell on my leg and created a redlobsterous bruise that protruded my pants with curvature.

by Coubs Beast February 29, 2004

roflmonster

n.: One who uses rofl, lmao, rotflmao, lol, etc. wayyyyy to much.

jim: wanna hear a joke, bob?
bob: sure, jim.
jim: two peanuts were walking down the street.
bob: k..
jim: ..one was "assaulted"..
bob: ROFL! LOL! LMAO! ROTFLMAO!!! BAHAHA!
jim: dude you're such a roflmonster..

by that.girl June 26, 2007

Rofllobster

A creature of great destruction that assits in the pwning of no0bs. Also likes to fly roflcopters while eating awesomesauce. Likes to wear lolerskates.

No0b1: wtf was that? i got hit for like 10k dmg!

ElitistJerk: you got pwned by the rofllobster, no0b!

by Rofllobster September 29, 2008

roflcoaster

If you see a teammate suicide, you gotta shout "ROFLCOASTER!!!!"

e.g. SKillMaN left a small crater. Everyone on Vent: ROFLCOASTER!!!!!!

by d3m0n January 11, 2005