Rofllobster

A Rofling Lobster, or a Lobster made out of Rofl's, or an extremely skilled player, or a term to use when something funny is said.

Invented by a great FPSer that was sick of being called a hacker, he invented it for all great players alike

1.John:Hear about the the tree on the news today
Paul:Rofllobster

2.Jake:ROFL!
Bob:ROFLLOBSTER!

Rofllobster by Razor_Raz September 22, 2008

Rofllobster

A creature of great destruction that assits in the pwning of no0bs. Also likes to fly roflcopters while eating awesomesauce. Likes to wear lolerskates.

No0b1: wtf was that? i got hit for like 10k dmg!

ElitistJerk: you got pwned by the rofllobster, no0b!

Rofllobster by Rofllobster September 29, 2008

roflmonster 

the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with

i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason

roflmonster by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008

roflobster 

a lobster that rolls on the floor laughing - best used to a k. nest to it.

Person 1: Look at that guy over there!
Person 2: k.
Person 3: k.ROFLOBSTER

roflobster by roffles December 17, 2004

ROFL Lobster 

1.The mysterious creature that appears when a funny, and often times ironic, event is about to occur.

Jimmy was very worried while sniping in Halo, because it left his backside open to attacks. To solve this, he turned around often. He saw the ROFL Lobster, and interested, stopped to get a good look at it. He was shot from behind.

ROFL Lobster by Colt Jonson October 9, 2008

roflmonster 

n.: One who uses rofl, lmao, rotflmao, lol, etc. wayyyyy to much.

jim: wanna hear a joke, bob?
bob: sure, jim.
jim: two peanuts were walking down the street.
bob: k..
jim: ..one was "assaulted"..
bob: ROFL! LOL! LMAO! ROTFLMAO!!! BAHAHA!
jim: dude you're such a roflmonster..

roflmonster by that.girl June 26, 2007

roflcoaster 

If you see a teammate suicide, you gotta shout "ROFLCOASTER!!!!"

e.g. SKillMaN left a small crater. Everyone on Vent: ROFLCOASTER!!!!!!

roflcoaster by d3m0n January 11, 2005