roflmobile

A 'pimped out' car that has been modified to many times and is now rofled (the action of rolling on the floor laughing) at wherever it goes.

1:hahaha, did you see that roflmobile escort with the £1000 woofers and home made spoiler?
2: Ya! i ROFLED

by richard cox April 24, 2007

roflmobile

the car that microsoft sam rolls in... by the way it sounds, its a pimpmobile(H) its a hillarious song as well..v

if you go to youtube and search "microsoft sam-still ridin" or something like that you will find the mike sam roflmobile rap..its funny

by roflmobile April 12, 2008

realmobile

A realmobile is a four-wheeled (although, in some cases an eighteen-wheeled) vehicle that is operated and occupied by persons considered real. A realmobile is easily spotted, especially when driving past one on a highway or freeway, as every person in an observing vehicle will immediately come to their senses and be strongly attracted to the realmobile. Aside from this influence that a realmobile has on observers, are the physical characteristics of a realmobile. Generally, a realmobile is a low-set mercedes-benz, maserati, bentley, or any other high-value car. In many instances, abnormally large clouds of smoke may be expelled from a realmobile at any given time and usually occurs repeatedly, as if it were following the rhythm of a breath. Another common characteristic, is the lack of child-safety windows. Most often the windows will be completely rolled down, and passengers tend to keep one of their hands hanging outside their respectable window. To distinguish an authentic realmobile from a fake realmobile, one may look for a very expensive wristwatch on the hand of either a passenger or the operator of the vehicle, as the authentic realmobiles are generally operated and occupied by people with high wealth.

This is how you can visualize a realmobile.

Jim: "Dang, I'm glad you just bought this Nissan Altima. It's pretty comfortable!"

Tom: "Yeah dude, it's the shit!"

Jim: "... yeah. So, where did you take your chick last night?"

Tom: "Well, after she got back fro..."

*short silence occurs, and a black mercedes kompressor drives along side Jim and Tom, shaking the rear-view-mirror-ornament as it blares raw underground hiphop music*

Jim: "..."

Tom: "..."

*a couple minutes pass, as Tom and Jim enjoy a comfortable and peaceful silence driving through the city, taking in the sounds and smells of stores and restaraunts*

Jim: "You should have got a mercedes"

Tom: "Douchebag"

by saint nicco January 2, 2008

Railmobile

The act of riding the clutch of a manual transmission car so that it jerks forwards and backwards very hard so your female passengers are railed to within an inch of their lives

"Dude, I totally railed these biatches racks in my Railmobile!"
"I took this ho is the back of my railmobile and fucked her so hard in the rack"

by the reverse choc ice May 9, 2009