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roflshit by I'M NOT A CRACKA' January 30, 2009
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ROFLSHIT
ROFLSHIT by Just a other idiot January 6, 2017
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roflshtalbopco
When a computer user sees something on the internet that he accidentally pissed himself laughing so hard, unfortunately this makes the floor wet. A long version of this term is rolling on floor laughing so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Pronounced - (rofel-sh-tal-bop-co).
Can also rarely be used to describe eastern europeans.
Can also rarely be used to describe eastern europeans.
1. I just saw an old woman accidentally fall into a wood
chipper, roflshtalbopco
2. I killed your whole family for a practical joke, ROFLSHTALBOPCO!!!
3. Yeah, dont make friends with him Tom, hes a roflshtalbopco.
4. My mum was really mad yesterday because I done a
roflshtalbopco all over the kitchen.
chipper, roflshtalbopco
2. I killed your whole family for a practical joke, ROFLSHTALBOPCO!!!
3. Yeah, dont make friends with him Tom, hes a roflshtalbopco.
4. My mum was really mad yesterday because I done a
roflshtalbopco all over the kitchen.
roflshtalbopco by Grant and Callum June 14, 2008
Roflshisms
Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself
Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!
Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!
-or- it can be used in the past tense
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Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball
** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!
-or- it can be used in the past tense
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball
** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
Roflshisms by Kashel September 11, 2007
ROFLSHISMMFP
ROFLSHISMMFP by Joe Bone March 24, 2005
roflshidmtamsfo
roflshidmtamsfo by Hey Artemis March 16, 2017
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