ROFLSHILMTAMSFO 

Rolling on the floor so hard i lost my taco and my sombrero fell off.

<friend>
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

<me>

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO by Fossekall October 6, 2011

roflshidmtamsfo 

Roll on floor laugh so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off

girl texting ''omg roflshidmtamsfo''

roflshidmtamsfo by Hey Artemis March 16, 2017

ROTFLSHILMTAMSFO 

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard I lost my taco and my sombrero fell off

Mostly used by people who chat and trying to tell the other person that they had a good time but that something happen that was a little embarrassing.

Exampled of use:

Person1. Hey Person2! where were you last night!?

Person2. I was at this party whit some friends :).

Person1. Oh, how was it? :)

Person2. you know the same old ROTFLSHILMTAMSFO :)

Persone1. OH! :) LOL! for you then XP

ROTFLSHILMTAMSFO by MrFreezelolz December 18, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008