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When you rofl soooooo much that you shit your pants!
Dude, when that guy fell off the roof i almost roflshitted myself!
roflshit by I'M NOT A CRACKA' January 30, 2009
Words you can keep
Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i turded
God dude, don't make me ROFLSHIT
ROFLSHIT by Just a other idiot January 6, 2017

roflshtalbopco 

When a computer user sees something on the internet that he accidentally pissed himself laughing so hard, unfortunately this makes the floor wet. A long version of this term is rolling on floor laughing so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Pronounced - (rofel-sh-tal-bop-co).

Can also rarely be used to describe eastern europeans.
1. I just saw an old woman accidentally fall into a wood
chipper, roflshtalbopco

2. I killed your whole family for a practical joke, ROFLSHTALBOPCO!!!

3. Yeah, dont make friends with him Tom, hes a roflshtalbopco.

4. My mum was really mad yesterday because I done a
roflshtalbopco all over the kitchen.

roflship 

Roll On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Pee
Commonly used in a conversation
A newer version of rofl, or lol

" hey wow man that was funny "
"roflship, yeah I know"
roflship by Cici!!! August 6, 2008

Roflshisms 

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**

Roflshisms by Kashel September 11, 2007

ROFLSHISMMFP 

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."
n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"
ROFLSHISMMFP by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

roflshidmtamsfo 

Roll on floor laugh so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off
girl texting ''omg roflshidmtamsfo''
roflshidmtamsfo by Hey Artemis March 16, 2017
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