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Roflshisms 

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
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Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
Roflshisms by Kashel September 11, 2007
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roflshisms 

rolling on floor laughing so hard i shit myself
Guy 1: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because 7 8 9
Guy 2: ROFLSHISMS
roflshisms by Kevin6791 September 16, 2007

ROTFLSHISMS 

ROTFLSHISMS stands for Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Shit My Self
Person: "hey did u hear about <funny scenario here>?"

Other Person: "that was so funny ROTFLSHISMS"

ROFLSHISMMFP 

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."
n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"
ROFLSHISMMFP by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

roflshidmtamsfo 

Roll on floor laugh so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off
girl texting ''omg roflshidmtamsfo''
roflshidmtamsfo by Hey Artemis March 16, 2017

rotflshism 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself. also used roflshism.
John: Dude, I just saw a 90 year old naked man jumping on a trampoline!

Mick: haha, are you serious!?

John: Do I look like I'm joking? rotfl :P

Mick: rotflshism!!!
rotflshism by Prince Of Punk July 9, 2006

ROTFLSHISMS 

Stands for Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Shit My Self
noob: "Im a noob"

guy: "ROTFLSHISMS
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