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roastosterone 

when one's roastosis levels are high, he has high roastosterone. to get rid of roastosterone one must practice roastosis. to gain it, one must be pumped and in a situatation where the art of roastosis is flowing
Johnny won the rap battle because his roastosterone levels were off the chart.
To roast someone in a roast matter
Roastment someone everyday for health benefits
roastment by dracos.apple September 5, 2017

RoastMaster 

One who is a master of roasting, through a bong or pipe.
"Oh What Up? ROASTMASTER!!!!"
RoastMaster by French Plochman September 24, 2009
Massive huge jugs, wangers, sweater cows, milk bags, veiny stale bread loafs, matted nippled hats of doom and thunder. There are two of them.
Fuck me, my roasties just killed a man by the sheer force of gravitational pull. They tore him in pieces. They are huge and scare kids even when I am nowhere near. They are the bogeyman. Huge.
roasties by tumples December 9, 2008

roachfest 

A outing to a fast food establishment consisting of four or more individuals.
"We've got three people going to whataburger already, come along and make it a roachfest"
roachfest by crazyswag December 3, 2011

The Roastmaster 

noun
Someone who has a weak roast game.
Friend 1: I swear I will punch you in the face.
Friend 2: You won't do shit, Skeletor-lookin' ass.
Friend 1: Wow bud, you are the Roastmaster.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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