3 definition by French Plochman

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One who is a master of roasting, through a bong or pipe.
"Oh What Up? ROASTMASTER!!!!"
by French Plochman September 24, 2009

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Putting five saltine crackers in your mouth and then performing oral sex to a male or female.
"Wow Frank that was a wild night! I can't believe she gave me a salty swallow!"
by French Plochman September 24, 2009

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To take back a punt, kickoff, interception or blocked field goal for a touchdown.
As the Steeler returner breaks a Viking tackle an excited Pitt fan yells, "Oh yeah dude, HOUSE!!!!"
by French Plochman September 24, 2009

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