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roastmortem 

A gathering, after ones death, where a specific amount of time is set aside to talk shit and generally cut through the bullshit associated with the passing of a loved one, friend, acquaintance, etc.
"Honest discussion about Ralphs porn addiction and booger-eating will be discussed at the Roastmortem"
roastmortem by pir8matt July 20, 2010

roasteness 

A word invented by Ur Boy Mexikkkan, describing when one is in the act of roasting another.
Me and my baby bring out the best in each other with our roasteness.
roasteness by MeliMel21 January 1, 2018
"I'm tired of your rasment of me!"
rasment by RustyJobar December 15, 2020

reactment 

mixture of reaction and re-enactment .. ( i assume )
" hey , did you see the way she reactment when i grabbed her buttocks'

' his reactment was like that of an fbi agent '
reactment by tokenblackfriend April 3, 2009

RoastMaster 

One who is a master of roasting, through a bong or pipe.
"Oh What Up? ROASTMASTER!!!!"
RoastMaster by French Plochman September 24, 2009

The Roastmaster 

noun
Someone who has a weak roast game.
Friend 1: I swear I will punch you in the face.
Friend 2: You won't do shit, Skeletor-lookin' ass.
Friend 1: Wow bud, you are the Roastmaster.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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