roasties
Massive huge jugs, wangers, sweater cows, milk bags, veiny stale bread loafs, matted nippled hats of doom and thunder. There are two of them.
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roastie by RoastieAnon July 21, 2015
Roastie
Roastie is a joke used to describe a women whose vagina looks like roast beef due to having too much sex. It’s used to make fun of women who have slept around.
Roastie by The Honest Misogynist September 15, 2023
Roastie
Roastie is an noun used to describe a woman whose genitals have somehow magically mutilated into an entirely different shape, resembling a sandwich, due to her having multiple sexual partners.
It is primarily used by men who don't understand vaginas- often because they have never seen one.
It is primarily used by men who don't understand vaginas- often because they have never seen one.
John: That female had sex with someone who isn't me! I bet she looks like a chicken sandwich down there from all the Chads she's fucking! Roastie slut!
Jenna: That guy uses the term roastie unironically. He clearly doesn't understand anatomy, or is even trying to.
Jenna: That guy uses the term roastie unironically. He clearly doesn't understand anatomy, or is even trying to.
Roastie by Cringe With Carro June 1, 2018
Roastie
An incel or r9k term for a woman who is not a virgin, based on a fundamental misunderstanding of how female anatomy works. They believe that a woman's labia somehow stretches when she has sex, although miraculously this only happens if she has unmarried sex with different men. The word "roastie" indicates that they think elongated labia look like roast beef.
That femoid rode the cock carousel so long, she's become a roastie. I am totally disgusted by her - why won't she have sex with me?
Roastie by CheeryCola May 23, 2018
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