Massive huge jugs, wangers, sweater cows, milk bags, veiny stale bread loafs, matted nippled hats of doom and thunder. There are two of them.
Fuck me, my roasties just killed a man by the sheer force of gravitational pull. They tore him in pieces. They are huge and scare kids even when I am nowhere near. They are the bogeyman. Huge.
by tumples October 23, 2008
Middle aged Women who was very sexually active with many partners but now wants to get married and have kids, which is nearly impossible.
Bro: look at that cougar, bet shes DTF
Bro2: thats a roastie, ive seen her before, even if you taP that you will probably catch something
Bro: thanks dude
Bro2: thats a roastie, ive seen her before, even if you taP that you will probably catch something
Bro: thanks dude
by DioDoomer January 09, 2020
by RoastieAnon July 06, 2015
Roastie is a joke used to describe a women whose vagina looks like roast beef due to having too much sex. It’s used to make fun of women who have slept around.
by The Honest Misogynist September 15, 2023
A woman with millage on her poonani, she usually tries to justify her actions with the usual "genetics" argument. When in reality, she's just a hussy.
by Roshanda July 08, 2015
Roastie is an noun used to describe a woman whose genitals have somehow magically mutilated into an entirely different shape, resembling a sandwich, due to her having multiple sexual partners.
It is primarily used by men who don't understand vaginas- often because they have never seen one.
It is primarily used by men who don't understand vaginas- often because they have never seen one.
John: That female had sex with someone who isn't me! I bet she looks like a chicken sandwich down there from all the Chads she's fucking! Roastie slut!
Jenna: That guy uses the term roastie unironically. He clearly doesn't understand anatomy, or is even trying to.
Jenna: That guy uses the term roastie unironically. He clearly doesn't understand anatomy, or is even trying to.
by Cringe With Carro May 03, 2018
A black female; this is derived from the girls vagina looking like a roast beef. Most of them are fairly dark, no lightskins, they do not qualify
Has been modified to fit those black females that give attitude.
Has been modified to fit those black females that give attitude.
by crazyblackguy June 01, 2009