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Road Cones 

Road Cones is when a women has enormously large breasts and they are shaped in the form of traffic cones. The term is derived or found when a male or group of males walks down a street, hallway, etc. and they see a women who is gifted with the present of "Road Cones" They stop in their tracks as if they have just walked about a construction site.

Causes>>>

1) May be due to a wrong shaped bra.

2) Spending too much time in the geometry class room.

3) Losing a fight with the household cleaning appliance........ "THE VACCUM!!"
Dude check out the Road Cones on that Lady. I would love to enter in on her construction site.
Road Cones by checkitOUT20 August 3, 2009
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roadcone 

As a male, to receive fellatio while operation a motor vehicle.
Suzy unzipped Robert's pants furiously as he drove, and proceeded to give him a superb roadcone session.
roadcone by T-Platinum December 8, 2005

Roadconeing 

(v)-Hitting stuff(mainly The Mailbox) with road cones. Usually done while hanging out of a car window.
"We went roadconeing last night"
Roadconeing by Roberto_Benigni February 18, 2004

Boston Roadcone

when at a party and you wake up wiht a really sore butthole and didnt know what happen
Oh man why does my butthole hurt? You just got a Boston Roadcone!
Boston Roadcone by Eric Foley January 9, 2008

Roadcone 

A Roadcone is a penis shaped similar to a construction traffic cone. Narrow tip or head that widens to a girthy shaft base. It is the opposite of a bulbous penis.
When Joe dropped his pants, his new girlfriend was shocked by his Roadcone that stood before her.
Roadcone by Hiesenburg126 December 9, 2022
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