risituate

rehabilitate, rearrange, focus

I have a sex addiction, so I have to risituate my life into alcoholism instead.

risituate by J'aigh December 17, 2008

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Ridituation

Commonly used as a shortcut for ridiculous situation

A: I was stuck between those trees for 2 hours
B: That's fucking ridituation.

Ridituation by Life-Limited Offer November 2, 2009

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risituate • reshituate • Residuate • resituation • Retituate • Ridituation

Residuate

1) To find the residue of a function. The residue at an isolated singular point z0 of a function f(z) is defined as the contour integral of f(z) around C, all over two Pi i, where C is a positively oriented simple closed contour enclosing z0 (and no other singularities of f(z)) and i is the imaginary number defined as (-1)^(1/2). Alternatively, one can define the residue as the coefficient of the z^-1 term in the Laurent series expansion of f(z) about z0.

2) To jizz on that bitch's face.

Definition 1:
1) Residuate that ho!
2) Dude 1 - "Dude, I can't residuate this function."

Dude 2 - "Did you try taking the squrl?
Definition 2:
1) Residuate that ho!
2) SQF needs to CTFD and residuate a ho.

Residuate by acm95 December 12, 2010

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reshituate

This is the overly compulsive activity of re-organizing all of ones things. Before and after cleaning you have the exact same amount of shit but now the shit has been moved around, alphebetized, or arranged in a more orderly and appealing fashion.

"My co-worker couldn't concentrate after her third energy drink so she tried to organize the front counter and then the supply closet. It took her 3 hours but all she had done was reshituate all the same shit. I mean, all the same shit was still there!
or

"Honey, uhhhhhh I thought you were gonna clean out the garage but instead all you did is just reshituate your junk. You're fired."

reshituate by First.Last February 21, 2019