postboned

the delay of a dreaded event in which you know you will get screwed

My appointment with my proctologist been postboned.
My eviction hearing has been postboned.
My arraignment has been postboned.
etc.

by First.Last January 30, 2017

feng shit

a total feng shui fail

This is feng shit!! We just spent $50,000 upgrading the "environment" of the office and I now face directly into the corner.

by First.Last June 02, 2010

reshituate

This is the overly compulsive activity of re-organizing all of ones things. Before and after cleaning you have the exact same amount of shit but now the shit has been moved around, alphebetized, or arranged in a more orderly and appealing fashion.

"My co-worker couldn't concentrate after her third energy drink so she tried to organize the front counter and then the supply closet. It took her 3 hours but all she had done was reshituate all the same shit. I mean, all the same shit was still there!
or

"Honey, uhhhhhh I thought you were gonna clean out the garage but instead all you did is just reshituate your junk. You're fired."

by First.Last February 21, 2019

'Minoricans

The conjunction form for the minority of Americans
The opposite of 'Majericans

Alternate spelling: 'Minericans

'Minoricans are fit and healthy

by First.Last January 30, 2017

'Majericans

The conjunction for the majority of Americans.

The opposite of 'Minericans.

Alternate spelling: 'Majoricans

'Majericans are fat

by First.Last January 30, 2017