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Residuate 

1) To find the residue of a function. The residue at an isolated singular point z0 of a function f(z) is defined as the contour integral of f(z) around C, all over two Pi i, where C is a positively oriented simple closed contour enclosing z0 (and no other singularities of f(z)) and i is the imaginary number defined as (-1)^(1/2). Alternatively, one can define the residue as the coefficient of the z^-1 term in the Laurent series expansion of f(z) about z0.

2) To jizz on that bitch's face.
Definition 1:
1) Residuate that ho!
2) Dude 1 - "Dude, I can't residuate this function."

Dude 2 - "Did you try taking the squrl?
Definition 2:
1) Residuate that ho!
2) SQF needs to CTFD and residuate a ho.
Residuate by acm95 December 12, 2010
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Residual High 

Phenomenon experienced after a user has passed the peak of being "high" after in-taking marijuana (usually 2-3 hours after smoking). The user still feels high, but not high enough to observe a change in consciousness. Common symptoms include:
1. Laziness
2. Sleepiness
3. Decreased hunger
4. "why don't things feel so great anymore?"
Shit, man... I'm on a residual high. I gotta take another hit.
Residual High by aToker August 9, 2009

pussy residue

Obviously the fur left behind from a cat, in a location where it had lounged for an extended period of time.
"Hold on Bob, i need to clean the pussy residue off of the couch before you sit on it. "
Mittens got his pussy residue all over the sheets, and now there is some in my eye.

I can't stop sneezing due to all of the pussy residue clogging up my sinuses after i let Chewbacca lay on my face all night.

Residuface 

Residuface occurs when someone has an amusing conversation in one room, then leaves but they still have a stupid smile or grin on their face while entering the next room, which often looks moronic to onlookers
"Darn, I was just in the lunchroom joking around with my secretary when I walked out and my boss looked at me and I had a dumb looking Residuface"

e.g. "Residual Face"
Residuface by Quandushi December 16, 2009

blast residue 

the splattered pattern of residual poop on a toilet bowl after an attack of explosive diarreah.
I went to use the toilet only to find blast residue from the previous user.
It was totally disgusting!
blast residue by ueno1 May 16, 2009

star residue 

In Mario Kart 64, the period of time when star power is visibly gone, yet the player is stil invincible.
Crap. He wasn't blinking, but I still got hit. Fucking star residue!
star residue by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Titty Residue 

The residue left behind in a woman's brazeer after its been worn for x amount of time. Often sniffed, or licked by men or women of the Lesbian sexual preferance.
"Man, what the fuck are you sniffing that for?"
"Titty Residue."
Titty Residue by Griker November 5, 2004