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Riptor by Riptor_ November 3, 2021

riptor scale

a scale of measuring how high or "riped" u are
dude i was so baked last night i was like off the riptor scale
riptor scale by halikid January 17, 2008

Baby raptor carrier 

Any front facing baby carrier when used with a child approaching or past his first birthday.
Carlos brought his kid into the office again. He's carrying him around in his baby raptor carrier. I got too close and almost lost an eye to one of the swinging talons. Shouldn't that kid be in kindergarten by now?

riporoni 

Riporoni: A stage of ones existence where they encounter a deathly experience substantially worse then the usual Rip.
Dude I just broke my collarbone, riporoni...
riporoni by Riporoni123 December 7, 2016

raptor jesus 

Nowere in the bible does it say that jesus isnt a raptor.
Lawl im in your base killing all your mans. -raptor jesus
raptor jesus by f1r3wAll September 7, 2006

raptor strategy

A phrase that describes a specific team tactic, originally used in Call of Duty 2. One team member attracts the attention of the opposing side while another team member engages in a flanking maneuver. The term references the attacking scheme used by velociraptors in the movie Jurassic Park.
Brad - "We need to raptor strategy them, so divert their attention while I sneak around and wtfpwn them."

Stephen - "Clever girl..."
raptor strategy by es taco April 24, 2010