riporoni 

Riporoni: A stage of ones existence where they encounter a deathly experience substantially worse then the usual Rip.

Dude I just broke my collarbone, riporoni...

riporoni by Riporoni123 December 7, 2016

riperoni 

When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.

Person 1:"That guy Mario lost his ID card"
Person 2:"Thats total riperoni"

riperoni by Docter N October 14, 2017

riperoni 

Rip (Rest in Peace), but 1,000 times worse.

-if you get shot in the head it’s a rip moment

-if you get slowly drowned in gasoline, then revived, then hung on a cross, burnt alive, shot ten times in the head, 5 shots to the heart, then raped by a bull and made into soup for africans in serious situations that are not to be joked about it is then what is commonly called a Riperoni moment

Correct use:
Bob Ewell - “Riperoni, Tom Robinson.”
Atticus Finch - “Oh darn!”
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Incorrect use:
Atticus Finch - “Rip, Tom Robinson”

Scout Finch - “oh darn!”

riperoni by xxdatpu55ysl4yer123xx October 18, 2017

Riporuni 

It means rip (as in damn rip).

Jorge: My dog just died
Carlos: Riporuni

Riporuni by KitoISRose November 10, 2021

riperonies 

1. Oops, my bad

Person 1: "Dude, you puked on Lindsay at her birthday party last night after blacking out and taking a dump in her aquarium"
Person 2: "riperonies, was a fun night"

riperonies by Definitionator Aficionado December 7, 2018

riperoni 

When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.

That guy mario lost his ID card; man that's total riperoni.

riperoni by Docter N October 14, 2017

Riperoni Pepperoni 10x

Riperoni Pepperoni 10x is used to describe someone or something that has died from eating too much meat.

OH MY GOSH! MY COUSIN HAS DIED FROM STUFFING THAT FUCKING MEAT IN HIS MOUTH!!! HE'S A RIPERONI PEPPERONI 10x!

Riperoni Pepperoni 10x by dipshitdickhead69 November 9, 2018