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When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.
Person 1:"That guy Mario lost his ID card"
Person 2:"Thats total riperoni"
by Docter N October 14, 2017
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Rip (Rest in Peace), but 1,000 times worse.

-if you get shot in the head it’s a rip moment

-if you get slowly drowned in gasoline, then revived, then hung on a cross, burnt alive, shot ten times in the head, 5 shots to the heart, then raped by a bull and made into soup for africans in serious situations that are not to be joked about it is then what is commonly called a Riperoni moment
Correct use:
Bob Ewell - “Riperoni, Tom Robinson.”
Atticus Finch - “Oh darn!”
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Incorrect use:
Atticus Finch - “Rip, Tom Robinson”

Scout Finch - “oh darn!”
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When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.
That guy mario lost his ID card; man that's total riperoni.
by Docter N October 14, 2017
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