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riperoni 

When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.
Person 1:"That guy Mario lost his ID card"
Person 2:"Thats total riperoni"
riperoni by Docter N October 14, 2017
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riperoni 

Rip (Rest in Peace), but 1,000 times worse.

-if you get shot in the head it’s a rip moment

-if you get slowly drowned in gasoline, then revived, then hung on a cross, burnt alive, shot ten times in the head, 5 shots to the heart, then raped by a bull and made into soup for africans in serious situations that are not to be joked about it is then what is commonly called a Riperoni moment
Correct use:
Bob Ewell - “Riperoni, Tom Robinson.”
Atticus Finch - “Oh darn!”
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Incorrect use:
Atticus Finch - “Rip, Tom Robinson”

Scout Finch - “oh darn!”
riperoni by xxdatpu55ysl4yer123xx October 18, 2017

riperoni 

When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.
That guy mario lost his ID card; man that's total riperoni.
riperoni by Docter N October 14, 2017

riperoni 

When your sausage is too big to fit in her oven.
Damn it wont fit, guess I will have to 'riparoni' this and make space.

riperoni meaning to cram something to large into a small space
riperoni by italio76 March 16, 2023

Riperoni 

"Hey man!! Someone Riperonied your pizza!!"
"NOOOO MAN NO WAY AUHUAUHG"
Riperoni by H!ma May 15, 2023

Riperoni Pepperoni 10x

Riperoni Pepperoni 10x is used to describe someone or something that has died from eating too much meat.
OH MY GOSH! MY COUSIN HAS DIED FROM STUFFING THAT FUCKING MEAT IN HIS MOUTH!!! HE'S A RIPERONI PEPPERONI 10x!

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.
Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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