A dialect of english invented by former football manager and one time pundit Ron Atkinson to describe onfield action during a game of football. Instead of using conventional language or cliché, ronglish employs an array of colourful similes, expressions and verbal non sequiters.
Laterly ronglish come to describe any abuse/refinement of the english language by sports pundits or commentators.
"the winger does some trickery, puts a hopefull cross into the far post where the burly striker tries a powerfull shot that just misses."
This translates into ronglish as:
"Tell you what, the the little jinker does a few lollipops, tries a hail mary cross to the back stick, the big fella gets his foot on the end of it and gives it the full gun. Oooooh just over."
A language found by the allmighty Jubileus loving Rinkamearii. It may appear as "broken english" to certain audiences but that is not the case. Rinklish is a very hard language that takes years if not centurys to be able to Perfectly speak it.
An Important factor of this language is using XD after every sentence and obviously add the straight guy laughing emoji.
Rinki: "Rosa ignore me , she no talkwith me like with other one"
Superlemon:" Omg I wish I could speak Rinklish."
Rosa: "You so cool I'm wanna cool as you is XD"