righteris

Lefteris' evil twin. The pure mirror image of Lefteris.

However, like Lefteris, he still is quite gay and has a small penis.

Wow. That shirt looks so gay, I'm sure Righteris would like it.

Girl: Damn, my ex-boyfriend had such a small penis.
Other girl: Was it Lefteris or Righteris?
Girl: Both.

by jurgonemijs November 21, 2021

Righteous dump

Anytime you're in church or a place like church and you feel the need to drop a huge load.

Tom: Where have you been, dude?

Peter: Sorry i had to take a righteous dump during service

by Mastor Debator February 5, 2009

Righteous Chops

Insane guitar playing. Usually used to describe someones guitar playing during a super fast and awesome sounding solo.

The two words do not have to necessarily be put together into a sentence. Look at examples.

Jimi Hendrix's righteous chops will turn you brain into mush.

From the sponge bob movie:

My precious helmets!

-- His chops are too righteous.--

The helmets can't handle
this level of rock 'n' roll.

by the dude person sort of February 6, 2010

Righteous Dude

A righteous dude is an awesome guy who is very fun to be around, and usually associated with surfers. Everyone loves a righteous dude. He's an all-around outgoing guy.

"Woah, bro. Did you see Joe ride that wave?"
"Yeah, man. He's such a righteous dude, even surfing."

by Guy_On_A_Buffalo August 16, 2016

Righteous Moss

A happenin' 'do. Usually refers to an afro, jewfro, bouffant, or other hairstyle that involves curly hair.

This righteous moss is a gift from God.

by Eurkos May 22, 2011

righteous bucks

a good amount of money

Dane-"I made like 50 dollars today"
Spicoli-"Righteous bucks."

by krodoggy23 February 11, 2009

Righteous brother Michael

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his righteousness to the priests and laity, basically a troublemaker who tells priests what they should do.

Righteous brother Michael: Pater you should do this, Pater you should do that, Pater you can't say this, Pater you can't say that. Oi Pater you have to do everything I tell you!

Priest: Enough of your righteousness Michael, just go away but don't smash the mugs on your way out.

by Romiosini September 3, 2022