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Rigatoni 

An Italian guy named Anthony that can rig the shit out of anything he touches.
Anthony couldn’t fix it the right way so he made it his favorite Italian dish and rigatoni the shit out of it.
Rigatoni by Snipplehead May 27, 2018
-adjective-a complement of being really nice,cool, or something so awsome.pretty.
Man, those jeans are rigatona,where you get them from.

Wow,look at that body on that chick, she all rigatona.
rigatona by A-dru January 10, 2009

Rigatoni Mouth 

When someone with an outbreak of herpes has a white, and pusy mouth which resembles a plate of recently devoured rigatoni.
I gave your mom that rigatoni mouth last night.

Rigatoni Hostage 

when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage
yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.

rigatoni pasta day 

Rigatoni Pasta Day is (or should be) a national holiday. It was originally planned in 2018 (i think idk) for everyone to eat rigatoni pasta on May 24, 2021. Many people believe this should be an official holiday though.
"It's May 24th, rigatoni pasta day!"

Rigatoni 

If you don’t like rigatoni Tony will come after you and kill you rigatoni is the best noodle you’ll ever ever eat you will never taste the noodle like rigatoni I’ll tell you what Mario and Luigi are like Gordon Ramsay but Italian they love my rigatoni you come to my house you get rigatoni oh my God I make the best rigatoni in the world you don’t like rigatoni you’re disgrace to earth
If you don’t like rigatoni Tony will come after you and kill you rigatoni is the best noodle you’ll ever ever eat you will never taste the noodle leg rigatoni I’ll tell you what Mario and Luigi are like Gordon Ramsay bought Italian they love my rigatoni you come to my house you get rigatoni all my God you have the best rigatoni in the world you don’t like rigatoni you’re disgrace to earth
Rigatoni by Italian rigatoni January 3, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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