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Rigatoni 

An Italian guy named Anthony that can rig the shit out of anything he touches.
Anthony couldn’t fix it the right way so he made it his favorite Italian dish and rigatoni the shit out of it.
Rigatoni by Snipplehead May 27, 2018
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Rigatoni 

If you don’t like rigatoni Tony will come after you and kill you rigatoni is the best noodle you’ll ever ever eat you will never taste the noodle like rigatoni I’ll tell you what Mario and Luigi are like Gordon Ramsay but Italian they love my rigatoni you come to my house you get rigatoni oh my God I make the best rigatoni in the world you don’t like rigatoni you’re disgrace to earth
If you don’t like rigatoni Tony will come after you and kill you rigatoni is the best noodle you’ll ever ever eat you will never taste the noodle leg rigatoni I’ll tell you what Mario and Luigi are like Gordon Ramsay bought Italian they love my rigatoni you come to my house you get rigatoni all my God you have the best rigatoni in the world you don’t like rigatoni you’re disgrace to earth
Rigatoni by Italian rigatoni January 3, 2020

Rigatoni 

Rigatoni is the best noodle you will ever have in your life you will always love rigatoni and fall in love with it if you don’t like rigatoni I will shoot you in the head and you are a disgrace to the earth and a disgrace to the Italian culture
Rigatoni is the bomb
Rigatoni by Italian rigatoni January 3, 2020

rigatoni 

"Hey were going to the movies, you down"

"Rigatoni bro."
rigatoni by relentless7 August 3, 2009

Rigatoni 

To suck on another persons boobies, tatas, chesticals, or bazoongas. The most italian thing a person can do.
1: We are just gals being pals, want to rigatoni later?
2. Put the crocs in sport mode and get over here bae.
Rigatoni by eeeeeeeeeeb August 27, 2022

Rigatoni 

A character in a movie who is dating another character who obviuosly isn't with the right character. Originates from the first season of the polular TV-series "Friends" where Rachel is dating an italian guy that Ross calls "rigatoni". Everyone knew that Rachel and Ross should be dating but Rachel dates the rigatoni Paolo instead.

Rigatoni is also a type of italian pasta.
Person 1: That guy Paolo is a rigatoni! I mean it should be Ross and Rachel, not Paolo and rachel!
Person 2: I know!

Rigatoni Mouth 

When someone with an outbreak of herpes has a white, and pusy mouth which resembles a plate of recently devoured rigatoni.
I gave your mom that rigatoni mouth last night.
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