Skip to main content

Mexican Bull ride 

While during anal sex the man says to the woman "i have aids." And she she trys to get away the man must stay on.
Brister was making love to a hooker and said he had aids, and she took him for a 3 mile run around the block while he was still on. mexican bull ride

Mexican Train Ride 

When you have sex with a girl with her on top and she hops from anal to regular sex over your penis.
Only hardcore bitches like Mexican Train Rides.

Mexican Sleigh Ride 

When one or more guys gives a girl a roofie. Takes all of her clothes off and drives her around town in the bed of a pickup. Then leave her at a Taco Bell.
I gave Miranda a Mexican Sleigh Ride then ordered a cheesy gordita crunch wrap supreme.

Mexican pony ride 

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.
I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.

Mexican Bull Ride 

Find the fattest chick u can and stick it in her ass hole, procede by pulling her hair and see how long you can hold on for.
"hey carl, check out that fat chick, shes so large you could mexican bull ride her for hours!"

mexican sleigh ride 

When you are fucking a girl when she is lying on her back on top of something (table, bed, etc.)and you are either standing or on your knees, and right when you cum you grab her tits and pull her up as hard and as fast as you can like you are riding a sleigh as her face hits your chest, and then you pull out and cum the rest on her tits as it slides down her stomach like snow.
"Dude that mexican sleigh ride i had with your mom last night was great."

"Not cool dude."
mexican sleigh ride by z1893 May 18, 2009