Ricter Scale

The scale of the intensity of the need to expel a "running-induced crap." 1 would be slight abdominal pain; 10 would be an explosion capable of setting the sky on fire.

"I was so humiliated when I hit a 10 on the Ricter scale at the last mile of my long run. At my running buddies bought me beers afterward to make their making fun of me bearable."

by AP Styles August 8, 2009

A 0 on the Richter Scale

Something that's so easy, that it doesn't require any effort or talent.

TMossBoss's content is a 0 on the Richter Scale, proving that TMossBoss is a very lazy YouTuber.

by Herobrine Richter March 12, 2019

Off the Richter Scale

Something that is too extreme to be measured. The Richter Scale is officially used for measuring earthquakes; anything above 7 is described as a major quake. Anything "off the Richter Scale" (or "Off the Richter") is therefore an extreme example.

"Man, that surf was totally off the Richter Scale".

by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009

Richter Scale

Officially a measurement of the energy released by an earthquake, this is often used as a measurement of anything extreme. Something described as 'Off the Richter' or 'Off the Richter Scale' is particularly dramatic.

"That wipeout measured 7 on the Richter Scale!"

by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009

Off the Richter scale

Some one going crazy on another person

When my homeboy gets out he is going to go off the Richter scale about his kids

by Slugga88 January 23, 2021

Richter Scale

A scale used to measure the size of a woman's breasts, going from one to ten. After a ten on the richter scale, the chest is known only as a BTS (bender of time and space).

Dag, that bitch was like a 9 on the richter scale.

by Francis! October 30, 2005

off the richter scale

Used by only the awesomest of people. Used to describe something amazing or not even explainably unbeleivable.

"dude, we went boardin' today and I landed a jump that was totally insane off the richter scale."

"shveet!"

by ~zamalzia! January 7, 2009