rick james, bitch
One who you are not.
rick james, bitch by Xarionis March 21, 2005
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Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.
Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>
Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!
Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>
Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!
Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
Because I'm Rick James, bitch! by grey July 24, 2004
Im Rick James Bitch
Made popular by Dave Chappelle in his skit on the chappelle show. He took on the role of early 80's musician Rick James before his struggles with the law
"I'm rick james bitch"
"Bitches show me them titties"
"If I had an extra set of hands I'd give them titties 4 thumbs down, the milk's gone bad"
"they should have never given you ******* money"
"Darkness your time has come"
"Bitches show me them titties"
"If I had an extra set of hands I'd give them titties 4 thumbs down, the milk's gone bad"
"they should have never given you ******* money"
"Darkness your time has come"
Im Rick James Bitch by ImRickJamesBitch February 19, 2004
I'm Rick James bitch
A quote from Dave Chappelle imitating the rockstar, Rick James, in a hilarious skit during his show. Because of that, the quote has become a really big internet thing on somethingawful.com and several other sites such as www.imrickjamesbitch.com
I'm Rick James bitch by http://finaldraft.keenspace.com March 23, 2004
I'm Rick James, bitch!
A phrase reflecting your own supposed coolness and your belief in your right to hit people, particularly people you believe have dissed you.
Charlie: What's your fuckin' problem, man?
Dave: I'm Rick James, bitch! *Smacks Charlie* And now it's YOUR problem!
Dave: I'm Rick James, bitch! *Smacks Charlie* And now it's YOUR problem!
I'm Rick James, bitch! by WelcomeToNowhere April 6, 2010
Rick James Bitch
Rick James Bitch by luvnmypimpjuice April 24, 2004
Im Rick James Bitch
To show's one superiority. Comes from the Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story skit on the Chapelle Show.
Im Rick James Bitch by RedDeadRevolver August 30, 2005
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