by Xarionis March 21, 2005
Porch: Dude you have big pecs. They're like, square watermelons.
Alphonse:Yeah and you have moobs the size of apples you fat bastard. Lol.-kicks Porch's ass.-
Alphonse:Yeah and you have moobs the size of apples you fat bastard. Lol.-kicks Porch's ass.-
by Xarionis February 26, 2005
A character from the comic "Elf Only Inn." He is a 1 eyed tentacle demon guy. He is an "Eternal Sweeper" and has over 10,000 hitpoints. He is green. He looks like Celine Dion. He has an obsession with Britney Spears. He is the Elf Only Inn's official janitor. All the other Demons don't show respect for him. His friends call him "Lord Woot" or just "Woot."
by Xarionis May 28, 2004