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rhythmic gymnastics 

one of the most hardest, beautiful, underrated sports in the Olympics.

mostly popular in eastern europe and Israel

even the american olympic athletes never win any metals in this sport. it's that hard!
it's always the russians who wins gold. sometimes ukraine
some called it a communist sport because it's very popular in russia
others called it a nazi sport because hitler made aryan women practice rhythmic gymnastics to prepare for motherhood
requires supreme skills, coordination, strength, creativity, and EXTREME FLEXIBILITY

the key in this sport is to make it look easy and effortless with all the contortion and catching the props. they must defy the law of physics.
dumb people think it's an easy clown sport until they try it themselves and severely hurt themselves
dumb person watching Rhythmic gymnastics in olympics: pppppppfff bitch please, this is a sport??? i can do that with a ball
*ends up in a hospital with a snapped spine*

person 1: woah what the fuck! that girl can touch her ass with her head!!!! is she a demon??
person 2: no she's rad! she's a rhythmic gymnast.

Rhythmic Bitching 

Charles: Rapping turned into rhythmic bitching so easily, i hardly even noticed.

Stuart: Indeed.

diplo rhythm 

diplo rhythm by jwfderbcjsc November 10, 2008

rhythm method 

A form of natural family planning involving abstaining from sex for a number of days each month, long promoted as the only acceptable form of contraception by the Catholic Church. Common side effects include pregnancy.
Withdrawal is actually a more effective form of birth control than the so-called "rhythm method".
rhythm method by LudwigVan April 10, 2005

Rhythm fuck 

When a musician plays a rhythm so rhythmically complicated that the listener has no understanding of what's going on in the music..... and basically the listener gets rhythm fucked in the mind and head as a result.
Damn boy you rhythm fucked me.... how da fuck you do that??? That's amazing!!!!!
Rhythm fuck by the_fruitarian December 10, 2021
when two or more beats are organized into a pattern across a length of time, they form a rhythm. "rhythm" is the structural basis for music across time, and relies on events that happen in sequence.
one of the basic elements of music is rhythm. rhythm can be fast, slow, complex, or simple.

"I noticed how good the rhythm was in the club track"
rhythm by TranceCrafter July 4, 2018