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Reverse Pedophile 

The technical term is Teleiophilia (from Greek teleios, "full grown").
When a young person is in love with an older person who may be significantly older.
Teleiophelia is a very rare term due to the fact that it's socially acceptable for a younger person to like an older person
A 25 year old woman loving Johnny Depp who's 45: "OMG, he's 20 years older than me, but he's sooo sexy!"

Any Vic Mignogna fangirl: "Ack! He's 46 and I'm only 20! I feel like a reverse pedophile!"
Reverse Pedophile by Vic_Lover October 23, 2008

Reverse Pedophile 

A minor who is mainly or only interested in people over the age of 18. There is no limit to how much older that person might be. It can be a 15 year old diggin' on a 20 year old, or 16 on 30, whatever the case, they try to seduce people older than them.
That 14 year old was such a Reverse Pedophile. I just turned 18, I can't be messing around with that.
Reverse Pedophile by planonpuke March 8, 2011

Reverse Pedophile 

The opposite of a pedophile. A minor who stalks or catfishes adults, but bypasses trouble because of their age. They are on their way to being a sex offender, just wait a few more years.
Me: Can we trade brothers, I need mine out of the house.
Friend: Why?
Me: My brother is a reverse pedophile.
Friend: A what?
Me: He created a fake tindr account to get nudes of people, and he's only 11
Friend: Eww
Me: I'm going to be an adult soon please kill me
Reverse Pedophile by FlametheSeraph January 31, 2019

reverse pedophile 

A kid who makes double entendres or remarks with sexual connotations well below the appropriate age.
Lady: "This 12 year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure how I should feel about this. :P"

Lady's Friend: "He sounds like some sort of reverse pedophile."

Lady: "I can't say that younger generations with easy access to sexting via cellphones and internet porn is necessarily a good thing."
reverse pedophile by willbchou January 2, 2012

Reverse Pedophile 

noun
1. A person under the age of eighteen who has sexual fantasies and/or flirts with a man who is more than five years older then him/her, especially if that person happens to be his/her teacher.
Unspecified Reverse Pedophile: "Hey Mr. LaBabe, what's your phone number?"
Onlookers:"Damn, that girl needs to stop being such a Reverse Pedophile."

U.R.P. : "Mr. X, my friends and I are having a party this weekend... wanna come?"
Mr. X: "I'm sorry U.R.P., but Reverse Pedophilism is not acceptable conduct. I'm going to have to report this incident to the principal."
Reverse Pedophile by shley Thompson December 28, 2008

Reverse pedophile 

When an individual is sexually attracted to older people. The older person is forced into sexual acts against there will. This is not illegal like pedophilia but should be. Molesting older people. Strong, uncontrollable attraction to senior citizens.
Once your a reverse pedophile, you never think the same again.
Dude, i just realized that I`m a reverse pedophile. Lets hit up the senior center now!
Bingo!
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