retat 

1. (adj.) Possessing low mental ability
2. (n.) Someone who posseses a low mental ability

A bastardization of "retard", this term originates from paranoid people on the subreddit r/CognitiveTesting who soy out about not scoring 99.99th percentile on cognitive tests

You are retat for believing that

retat by treecoffee February 23, 2023

why is everything on here related to sex 

I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.

John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information

*looks it up*

John: why is everything on here related to sex

why is everything on here related to sex by Onion ring123456789 October 1, 2020

relatable post 

A post (or a picture) that shows a relatable problem, experience, or encounter that are generally shared through Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr.

*Kelly, being bored or homework over the break, scrolls through Tumblr and finds a post that reads 'When teachers assign homework over break'*
Kelly: What a relatable post!

relatable post by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Relatable 

When you find a sad quote that represents your life and your like omg that’s so me.

So relatable wtf

Relatable by Frickman December 5, 2017

phat relate

a response to someone when you can relate.

jim: “damn, my dick is so hard”
tom: “phat relate”

phat relate by insertmyname November 24, 2019

rebate 

A false promise to reimburse someone cash for buying a product. Originally from the term re-bait which means to lure or trick someone over and over again. In order to make a product seem less expensive, some manufacturers offer a rebate of cash if you buy their product and them follow vague and difficult instructions that involve cutting things out, stapling things together, photocopying, mailing or shipping items and them waiting six months for a check that never comes. If the company really wanted you to save money, they would just have a promotional sale.
See also RIP-OFF, MAIL FRAUD.

I wonder what happened to my rebate?

rebate by robin graves February 21, 2004

Ratatosk Mode

Ratatosk mode occurs when you're smoked yourself shitless and your eyes turn so red, even clear eyes cant fix it. When this happens you look like Emil from Tales of Symphonia Dawn of the New World.

i smoked so much weed, i went into ratatosk mode.

Ratatosk Mode by Emil Smith January 25, 2009