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retardocity 

acting in a "retarded" manner, causing one to lose all ability to behave intelligebly.

-coined by jono
Your retardocity wont save you from the monsters!
retardocity by Zippi0t December 13, 2005
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retardicity 

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.
My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.
retardicity by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008
n. The state of utter stupidity that results from lax channel rules on IRC.
-> Ops #drugs: this channel is overrun with retards
-nixxie:@#drugs- you just noticed?
-persephone^black:@#drugs- lmao... i lost track of convo long ago
-> Ops #drugs: nah.. it's been this way for well over a year.. but the level of retardity never ceases to amaze me
-nixxie:@#drugs- hhahahha....i guess thats what you call "entertainment"
-persephone^black:@#drugs- is retartdity a word?
retardity by GreenJello May 23, 2006

retardacity

A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.
Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."
retardacity by HugoBoom May 16, 2006

Retardosity 

The quality of being a retard. Of one who has special needs; to require a helmet.
The level of retardosity on this message board is astounding.
Retardosity by Dan Avenell November 28, 2003

retarditity 

something so retarded, such as douchbaggery, that is above stupid and retarded that the only way it can be defined is by combining the terms.
Jason: Yea, he changed his email and didnt get payment. pure douchebaggery.

Evan: No, thats a perfect example of retarditity.
retarditity by TheNurd December 27, 2006

Retardacity

Being so blatantly ignorant and stupid, you shock and offend the public.
The shear retardacity of Sarah Palin, to say those things on television, it hurts me.
Retardacity by Slackkidlb7 June 15, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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