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retardacity

A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.
Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."
retardacity by HugoBoom May 16, 2006
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Retardacity

Being so blatantly ignorant and stupid, you shock and offend the public.
The shear retardacity of Sarah Palin, to say those things on television, it hurts me.
Retardacity by Slackkidlb7 June 15, 2011

Retardacity

A person who is openly stupid regardless of consequences.
He knew that it was shark infested waters but he had the retardacity to get in and swim anyways.
Retardacity by Zer0left April 5, 2017

retardicity 

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.
My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.
retardicity by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008
n. The state of utter stupidity that results from lax channel rules on IRC.
-> Ops #drugs: this channel is overrun with retards
-nixxie:@#drugs- you just noticed?
-persephone^black:@#drugs- lmao... i lost track of convo long ago
-> Ops #drugs: nah.. it's been this way for well over a year.. but the level of retardity never ceases to amaze me
-nixxie:@#drugs- hhahahha....i guess thats what you call "entertainment"
-persephone^black:@#drugs- is retartdity a word?
retardity by GreenJello May 23, 2006

Retardosity 

The quality of being a retard. Of one who has special needs; to require a helmet.
The level of retardosity on this message board is astounding.
Retardosity by Dan Avenell November 28, 2003

retarditity 

something so retarded, such as douchbaggery, that is above stupid and retarded that the only way it can be defined is by combining the terms.
Jason: Yea, he changed his email and didnt get payment. pure douchebaggery.

Evan: No, thats a perfect example of retarditity.
retarditity by TheNurd December 27, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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