shear

A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.

Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!

by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004

shear

v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another

I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment

by Melissa March 22, 2003

Shear

An expression of superiority used by many males and some females on their partners after sexual intercourse. The superior person urinates all over his or hers companion, degrading them, making them feel the inferior person in the relationship. Sometimes used for recreational purposes.

Dude, she wigged me out, i had just pulled a Lord Byron on her and then she asked me to Shear her, so I had to run.

by Alex Sklar May 24, 2004

shears

a person that is not part of a larger group. Such groups are jocks, preps, nerds. A shears is a person that doesn't fit into any of the said groups.

"That Mike kid is a total shears."

by Michael Shears April 6, 2007

Shearing

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.

I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.

by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013

Will Shears

Shaggable, fit, sexy. You’ll have the best time ever in bed with him.

I want to get in bed with Will shears

by Yah,will,is,fit June 10, 2019

Shear

A verb, meaning to pick up girls without having to talk, just grind it.

Did you see Dave with that little girl?

-Yeah, he's shearing it up so hard on the dance floor, he will probably bag it tonight.

by reginaspizza April 5, 2009