Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

The shear retardacity of Sarah Palin, to say those things on television, it hurts me.

He knew that it was shark infested waters but he had the retardacity to get in and swim anyways.