A relatively young political
party, the successor of the Republican
Party, but without any of the formers’ dignity. The
party’s earliest origins can be traced to late Senator John McCains selection for his running mate, Sarah Palin, during the 2008 presidential election. Since then the party has taken on the key platforms in the candidacy of former President Donald J. Trump, the first of many Retardicans to be elected to public office. Such positions are notable for their outlandish and extremely
stupid ideas. These ideas were propagated by recently elected Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, Senator
Joshua Hawley, and several other elected Retardicans including even former President Donald Trump. They include, but are not limited to, the belief that the 2020 election was stolen by pedophiles in the
government, giant space lasers funded and built by Jewish philanthropists caused the Californian wildfires, and that the science of climate change and the COVID
19 pandemic are conspiracies fabricated by the Chinese to hurt the American economy.
“Yo, did you hear how that
Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene had the courage to confront that crisis actor David Hogg over his part in the false flag shooting at that high
school?”
“Yeah I did, but I also know she’s not a true
Republican. A true Republican wouldn’t believe that because they’re actually somewhat intelligent. She’s actually Retardican.”
“Ohhhhhhh”