retardigan 

a cardigan that makes you look like a retard. especially if you are a guy

oh my goodness look at that guy hes wearing a retardigan

retardigan by jadith December 18, 2008

Retardigan 

A tragically horrible cardigan. Usually doesn't fit right, or has a stupid pattern, or both.

Zoe thought the cardigan at the store looked good on the hanger, but when trying it on she was upset to find it was actually a retardigan.

Sierra thought the cardigan at Vans was cute, but her friends thought it was a retardigan.

Retardigan by Cass De Krame August 17, 2010

Retardigan 

Message Board forum troll who uses identical names to clone other people. The troll will exploit the vulnerable message board font, replacing an l for a capital I or vice versa. Example: Claudia can be cloned by troll opening another account with username: "CIaudia" and use it to post with under that message board. One board where the font is exploitable is the Vh1 message boards.

Claudia: "I am Spartacus"
CIaudia: "no, I am Spartacus"
Claudia: "Quit being such a retardigan"

Retardigan by Mosesianite August 21, 2007

Retardigan

Absolute fucking idiot. Someone who is just generally stupid or is obsessed with buzz words. Also is someone who claims burger king is the best fast food establishment

Yo did you see that nigga over there with the massive stanley and long eyelashes thats sipping on a burger king sprite? He's a fucking retardigan

Retardigan by CamNut10 February 14, 2026

Retardicon 

1) A Autobot/Decipticon that is utterly retarded.

2) Something that has to do with a machine of some sort that is retarded.

3) An insult inferring mental retardation of a person.

1 Guy #1 "Dude, there's a transformer that transforms into a Short-bus."

Guy #2 "What a retardicon."

2a "Your car can only get AM? Man, your car is a retardicon."

2b "That gundamn is a such retardicon."

3 "You are such a retardicon."

Retardicon by Syn122 January 29, 2009

retardlican 

Any member of the Republican National Party. More closely relating to those that make under 1 million dollars and actually believe that the party they are loyal to will actually care about them.

I am aware that the retardlicans think that they will receive the same tax breaks as the top 1%.

retardlican by Master Freeza October 23, 2012

Retardican 

A relatively young political party, the successor of the Republican Party, but without any of the formers’ dignity. The party’s earliest origins can be traced to late Senator John McCains selection for his running mate, Sarah Palin, during the 2008 presidential election. Since then the party has taken on the key platforms in the candidacy of former President Donald J. Trump, the first of many Retardicans to be elected to public office. Such positions are notable for their outlandish and extremely stupid ideas. These ideas were propagated by recently elected Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, Senator Joshua Hawley, and several other elected Retardicans including even former President Donald Trump. They include, but are not limited to, the belief that the 2020 election was stolen by pedophiles in the government, giant space lasers funded and built by Jewish philanthropists caused the Californian wildfires, and that the science of climate change and the COVID 19 pandemic are conspiracies fabricated by the Chinese to hurt the American economy.

“Yo, did you hear how that Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene had the courage to confront that crisis actor David Hogg over his part in the false flag shooting at that high school?”

“Yeah I did, but I also know she’s not a true Republican. A true Republican wouldn’t believe that because they’re actually somewhat intelligent. She’s actually Retardican.”

“Ohhhhhhh”

Retardican by Liberal92 February 4, 2021