retardance
Woah, I never seen a retardance that big before, “said John.” Bro, that’s just the group of popular kids.
retardance by Jaykishan Patel November 14, 2021
Retardant drop
The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop
Retardant drop by Black dot June 13, 2016
Related Words
retardance • Retard Dance • Retardable • retardando • retardacity • retardness • Retardacle • retardant • Retardiness • Retardnese
retardness
larry's retardness is rediculous this is the third time this week he locked himself in the bathroom.
retardness by garrett10121 August 28, 2008
Retardacle
the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.
"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "
"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."
"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."
Retardacle by DJFr33q January 3, 2020
Sex Retardant
An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
Sex Retardant by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021
retardnese
when a preson on a forum types in a manner in which it is not understandable to the audience or the reader(s). such typing manners inculde: upper and lower case switching, internet slang/ebonics, "gagsta" typing, replacement of letters with numbers, improper use of gramer, trying to act smart, etc...
A.what did he just type out?
B.im not soo sure, what that is...
C.yup its retardnese.
A.oh i see it now.
B.im not soo sure, what that is...
C.yup its retardnese.
A.oh i see it now.
retardnese by Gina Tran And Patrick Pacificador May 16, 2006
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city chicken
A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.
I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her
native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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caillou
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Brought-upsy
scruples; to have manners;
May also be spelt Brought-upsie
WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
May also be spelt Brought-upsie
WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?
Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?
Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?
Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?
Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?
Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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