retardance 

A group of retards that form a alliance to create a retardants.

Woah, I never seen a retardance that big before, “said John.” Bro, that’s just the group of popular kids.

retardance by Jaykishan Patel November 14, 2021

Retardant drop 

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop

Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah

Retardant drop by Black dot June 13, 2016

Retardave 

When you are beyond stupid, you don't know how to type and you make it harder for everybody to understand you. You are also from the city of Magog, where the water has been poisoned by big pharma.

I don't know how to install Battlephil...

-What are you talking about ? Dude you're so retardave.

Retardave by Atthaniel January 15, 2021

retardness 

state or level of retardation

larry's retardness is rediculous this is the third time this week he locked himself in the bathroom.

retardness by garrett10121 August 28, 2008

Retardacle 

the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.

"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "

"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."

Retardacle by DJFr33q January 3, 2020

Sex Retardant 

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

Sex Retardant by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

retardnese 

when a preson on a forum types in a manner in which it is not understandable to the audience or the reader(s). such typing manners inculde: upper and lower case switching, internet slang/ebonics, "gagsta" typing, replacement of letters with numbers, improper use of gramer, trying to act smart, etc...

A.what did he just type out?
B.im not soo sure, what that is...
C.yup its retardnese.
A.oh i see it now.

retardnese by Gina Tran And Patrick Pacificador May 16, 2006