resistoring 

What happens when a staple assumes a crumpled shape when you're trying to staple a document. From the zigzag shape of the schematic diagram symbol for a resistor. Pronounced ree-ZISS-tor-ing.

Betty, I need a new stapler. Every staple that comes out of this piece of junk is resistoring.

resistoring by pentozali June 11, 2007

Restoring the Meaning of Education

Restoring the Meaning of Education is a non-profit organization that wants to improve the school system all over the globe. They want to make school: fun, safe, interactive, practical, affordable, and less stressful.

They have updates from Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America).

They also have a chat room, forum, and blog.

Restoring the Meaning of Education has practical solutions.

Restoring the Meaning of Education by Hollister212 July 23, 2011

resisting arrest

Police code for African Americans, and sometimes other minorities. Very popular with the LAPD.

I had to bash his head in, Captain. He was resisting arrest.

resisting arrest by Alex Stockwell June 15, 2007

stop resisting 

A phrase used by local police right before you get beat to a bloody mess or end up dead. Many believe it is the law enforcement equivalent of the "Allahu Akbar" chant given when Muslim extremists kill someone.

Wife- Please don't shoot him! He hasn't taken his meds, but he's fine. He's unarmed!
Husband - I'm unarmed! I haven't done anything wrong!
Police - "Stop Resisting!" *Gunshots*
Wife and children - **Weeping

stop resisting by Nf1del September 10, 2014

Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

Restoring Balance to the Force by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011

Registering Voters 

A phrase used as a synonym for "Getting drunk and sleeping with numerous women"

(As popularized by internet legend Tucker Max)

Wife: Why were you out so late last night?
Husband: Oh, I was just out registering voters, dear. Nothing to worry about!

Registering Voters by Aylon January 11, 2008

Resisting Hate

A Group that came to be Socialists but actually lean to the Right with their Racism, Ableism and Transphobia

That Resisting Hate claim to be on the left but are actually on the right

Resisting Hate by Resisting9797 November 20, 2021