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Hahahahahahaha WHAT!? For calling into question your righteousness... They should resign!? Nietzschian Megalomaniac. That right there. 👆 The things they sighted are all things you clearly did.
Hym "Wait wait wait.... So, they are taking away your license... But it's not evidence of YOUR incompetence.... It's evidence of THEIR incompetence... So.... They're taking away what is yours because they don't like a thing you said? SOUNDS FAMILIAR. And it's funny because you clearly did those things. You clearly believe you're beyond reproach. They need to go to a convent for 10 years and flagellate themselves and change everything about themselves? Ridiculous! For what? You wrote a children's book where one of the passages comments on the molestation of a client and raise the question 'where was Christian God?' (Which is hilarious and deliciously evil and my answer is 'watching with a twisted grin') But beyond that, you're using the fact that I write shit like that as justification for robbing me blind (giving speeches I wrote calling them the most meaningful thing you've ever done) and literally crediting your guest with things I've written. More blatant hypocrisy from JeepJorp. He's like my pet parrot. I said 'I don't think people are justified in treating my this way' and here goes Dr. Jeep 'WeLl I dOn'T tHiNk ThEy'Re JuStIfIeD iN tReAtInG mE tHiS wAy!! CRAAAWK!!' (Don't worry. I DID feed him a cracker. As he is a good birdie) This is crazy. The absurdity compounds daily. They should resign? Pffft!"
Resign by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

asynchronous resign

When one party quits their job without the other's consent; ie, getting fired or quitting without prior notice. Wordplay on 'asynchronous design'.
Did you hear about Bob's asynchronous resign? His boss must have hated him!
asynchronous resign by jellington90 December 10, 2015
A Reigna is a sensitive person. She has been through a lot. A Reigna has many friends who care about her. Reignas also have haters. Like people named silly man. A Reigna is creative, shy at first but attacks you with her personality once she is comfortable with you. A Reigna is loving, caring, fabulous, and in her darkest times weak. But a Reigna has friends who help her. A Reigna gets good grades and doesn't do bad stuff. But out of school... still doesn't do that much. Reignas tend to overreact and be really harsh when they do. But they make up for afterwards. A Reigna is a great person.
Oh wow. Reigna is deep and awsome.
Reigna by rrhels January 15, 2015

Resinception

The resin you scrape from your pipe after you just smoked resin out of it. Resin's resin.
T: Ahh, you're all out of ganja too?
Y: Yeah, but we can still smoke the resin left from when I smoked my resin.
T:What?
Y: Resinception, man.
Resinception by ExSane364 January 11, 2012

testicular resignation 

when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
Word of the Day on October 22, 2021

purple reign 

It means the season or set of days in which you feel emotionally trapped in bordem.
"Oh look, more odd jobs, looks like my purple reign will never end.
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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