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receding hairline 

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.
Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

reterding 

This occurs when you have shits so bad that after you take a dump, then return for another round, the toilet seat is still warm.
I am reterding so bad, I can't ever go back to Titos taco shack.
reterding by Quincy627 May 23, 2016
When the hairline begins to move back due to follicle thinning and loss.
Bruce Willis shaved his hair after his hairline was receding.
receding by Ariel Flood February 23, 2014

resetting the tally 

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.
Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.
resetting the tally by piro May 18, 2003

Receding Ass Syndrome

A fictitious condition that is used to insult someone who's backside is straight as a board. The person the joke is about usually is wearing pants that makes them look like they have no ass at all. The person may also end up with the nickname R.A.S. - Pronounced Rass.
Hey...Hey, Dude! Look at that chick!

Yeah, man. She looks like she's suffering from Receding Ass Syndrome.

Sister: What do you want?

Brother: I just wanted to see how bad your condition has gotten, R.A.S.
Receding Ass Syndrome by Dregyn August 23, 2011
A date in which a queer couple, under the pretext of reading together, spend the whole night talking, drinking wine and cuddling, preferably reclined on a chaiselounge.
"We were going to read some books, but instead we just had a resding session."

"Are you free tonight?" "No, I'm resding with XYZ."

"It's like resting, but softer."
Resding by Oliveswithbutterflywings September 4, 2018