reterding 

This occurs when you have shits so bad that after you take a dump, then return for another round, the toilet seat is still warm.

I am reterding so bad, I can't ever go back to Titos taco shack.

reterding by Quincy627 May 23, 2016

retardinho

Funny insult, coming as a mix of the word retarded and the name of the famous brazilian footballer* Ronaldinho.

* I don't wanna work, I don't wanna educate, so I'll become a footballer and upgrade to a real baller!

- Damn, I went to the lav and pissed my pants!!!
- Haaah, you bloody retardinho!!!

- Have you seen the new video from Justin Bieber?
- That gifted retardinho?? No, thanks!!

retardinho by funkybeats September 16, 2011

Returning some Videotapes 

The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.

Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!

Returning some Videotapes by jomamma12345 October 25, 2009

Mundial Retardinho Soccer 

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.

My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

Mundial Retardinho Soccer by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 25, 2020

Regarding Henry Syndrome (RHS) 

Diagnosis,based on Harrison Ford's self-centered character in the movie"Regarding Henry," who goes out to buy cigarettes from a liquor shop, gets shot in the head, recovers and becomes a much nicer person upon recovery. A bullet to the head sometimes improves a nasty personality.

Lars: "My boss use to tell me that if I didn't pick-up his dry cleaning before work that I couldn't take my lunch hour.He got in a bike accident a month ago, and now he's like my best friend--- Regarding Henry Syndrome (RHS)!

You: "Duh."

Regarding Henry Syndrome (RHS) by Jangaard May 22, 2010

receding hairline 

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.

Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

receding hairline by pinwheel897 March 22, 2010

Rusty Recording Studio 

A loud resounding fart passed in the confines of a steamy shower.

Kristin laughed this morning while I was making music in the rusty recording studio.

Rusty Recording Studio by Casey Cool Man September 8, 2013