Hairline

The line where your hair starts. For some reason, dumbasses like to make fun of people's hairlines when they don't really matter.

Kid: U HaVe a rachet hairline!
Sane person: Why does it matter?

by Racist21 June 3, 2015

Hairline

When the corner of your hairline is receding so much so that it looks like a right angle.

Jake: "Oi bruv, are you losing your hair?"

Rhys: "What?!"

Jake: "Yeah bruv. It looks like a right angle in that corner."

Rhys: "You're right my hairline's fucked."

by Glyndwr February 23, 2017

Hairline

Something jojo siwa fails to own

You’ve got a hairline like jojo siwa

by Special_child July 23, 2019

Hairline

Something you dont have

What is that hairline, your hair is terrible.

by 74 ¢ent May 18, 2017

Hairline

Look in the mirror you’ll see it.

JoJo Siwa is loosing her Hairline

by Hollië Rose 🌹 April 15, 2019

Hairline

Something 🐜ny doesn't have. ROASTED.

YO HAIRLINE BUBBLEGUMDUMDUMDUM

by That hairline guy January 24, 2017

Hairline

Something that people need so other people don't get blinded and laugh at you.

If you don't have a hairline, you will be the laughing stock in earth!

by maghib2005 November 29, 2016